Once I went to the hospital with my father. The father was examined at the hospital by a young lady doctor. That lady doctor was very beautiful. She was beautiful as well as very polite. She was treating the father very well and examining him in full detail.
Father has blood pressure and sugar problems. Since we were traveling that day, father did not take medicine. Because of this, his blood pressure and sugar both had increased. The lady doctor began to get angry with my father as if she had her own daughter-in-law or daughter. She said explaining to the father. "You should take care of your health and always take medicine on time."
I was standing by and watching all this while a nurse called the lady doctor. "Dr. Raya, please check the report of this patient."
I had fallen in love with this beautiful young lady doctor and now after knowing her name, I whispered in father's ear. "Dad, if Dr. Raya was in our house, how much she would have taken care of you. She would have checked your sugar and blood pressure on time and given you medicine on time."
The father heard all this and said. "Son, your mother won't agree, otherwise I'm ready to marry Dr. Raya right now."
Home and School
Woman to child: "Son, where is your house?"
Child: "In front of the school."
Woman: "And where is the school?"
Child: "In front of my house."
Woman: "Well, where are both your home and your school?"
Child: "Face to face with each other."
The importance of money
Three friends were arguing among themselves that they do not give any importance to money. Then a friend took out a hundred dollars from his pocket to prove his point and burned it to ashes.
The other friend laughed at this and he took out five hundred dollars from his pocket and burned it.
After seeing this, the third friend laughed out loud and said. "Just so much courage. Look at me now."
Then he took out the cheque book from his pocket, wrote ten thousand dollars on the check and set the check on fire.
Patient
Someone asked a doctor. "How do you know that a patient has died?"
Doctor replied. "If a man's heart stops beating, he dies and if a woman's tongue shuts, she does not live."
The miser
A guest came to a miser's house. The miser asked his son to bring half kilogram of good quality meat from somewhere. The son went to the market and returned home empty-handed after a long time. The miserly father asked. "Where is the meat?"
The son said. "Father, I went to the butcher and said to him, 'give me half kilogram of the best meat you have. The butcher said, 'Don't worry, I will give you such meat as butter.' I thought if that's the case, then I buy butter. So, I gave up my intention of taking meat from the butcher and went straight to the butter man. I said to the butter man that give me the best butter you have. The butter man said, ‘don't worry, I will give you such butter as honey.’ I thought if that's the case, then I buy honey. So, I went to the honey man and asked him to give me the best honey you have. The honey man said, ‘Don't worry, I will give you such honey, as transparent water.’ I thought if this is the story then the water is present in the house, so I came back empty-handed.”
The miserly father said with a cold sigh. "Son, you have acted very wisely, but we still could not escape the loss.”
The son asked. “What kind of damage?”
The miserly father told his son. “While going from one shop to another, your shoes must have penetrated.”
The son said. "No, father, it's not like that. I went wearing the guest's shoes, so there was no harm."
The poor guest, who had been waiting for lunch for a long time, immediately got up and left for his destination.
Dog
First friend: "Why are you standing at the railway station with a dog?"
Second friend: "I am helping people."
First friend: "But how?"
Second friend: "If a passenger is getting late, I leave the dog behind him and he runs away in fear of the dog and gets on the train."
Lawyer
One day a famous lawyer of the city was going in his big car. On the way, he saw two men who were uprooting grass on the sides of the road and eating. He was very surprised. He stopped the car to investigate the matter. On inquiry, it was found that they are very poor and have nothing to eat, so they are forced to eat grass.
Hearing this, the lawyer said to one of them. "You come with me."
"But sir! Where will my wife and three children go?" Said the man looking at the lawyer with hopeful eyes.
The lawyer thought something and said. "Take them along too."
Then the lawyer looked at the other man. He was also looking at the lawyer with hopeful eyes. The lawyer also asked him to go along to which he said nervously. "But Sir, I have a wife and five children."
The lawyer laughed. "Very well, take them along too.”
Both the families sat in the lawyer's car with great difficulty. Their condition in the car was as if many chickens had been dumped in a small box. When the car started moving, a man looked at the lawyer with grateful eyes and said. "Sir! You are a very kind and generous man, thank you very much. Where are you taking us now?"
The lawyer replied confidently. "No problem, the grass in the garden of my house has grown more than a foot high."
Wedding Invitation
A child said to his father. "I will not invite you to my wedding."
Father asked. "But why son?"
Child said. "You also did not invite me to your wedding."
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